It only made sense, of course, for me to take multiple silly pictures of myself wearing a beard. This one makes me look like Jesus:
And this one like a... well, I'm not quite sure, but aviators look pretty neat with a beard:
And here I look like a trucker with a, well, um, a fascinator? And cleavage?
If you want to see more pictures of weirdos in beardos, check out this blog post.
On a completely unrelated note, I think I'm gonna be a lumberjack for Halloween.