Strong Bad is the hero (or anti-hero) of the Strong Bad Emails created by the geniuses at HomestarRunner.com. His cartoon has been around since before I started university (in 2005), and I remember watching them in CEGEP (starting in 2003), so I'm not really sure when they started, but they're still being made, so that's awesome (times eleventy billion).
Anyway, I found a pattern for the masked mayhem maker (I just like alliterations) by Aleta Fera here, and just had to make it, since Strong Bad had such a strong influence on my formative early adulthood (especially the Trogdor episode).
So here's my version!
He tried answering my emails, but passed out because there are too many.
And then he was attacked by a squid... what a tragedy...